Seems like Machado about nothing.

... he fixes the cable?

Fuck Sergio Ramos. May he eat all the farts the world has to give.

Would it have to be an owner? Or would giant dumbass John Elway work for these purposes?

god that’s fucking gross.

Oh fuck you, this is SO good.

Unfortunately, what will be lost to time in this loss for the Rams is that Wade Phillips called an absolute GEM of a game. Shame to see it wasted.

After that abortion of a game last night, I don’t want to hear any mouth-breathing american football fans tell me ever again that soccer is “boring.”

Same, same, same.

On the bright side, this is setting up for the rams to beat the pats as the underdog, Brady going out a loser. Since the pats dynasty started against the rams, I think this is art.

Quick look at the Chiefs trophy room since the merger:

Chiefs fans are garbage people.

“We” appreciate your sacrifice.

I’m not up in arms, but it’s a little bit silly to say “we” when you’re not on the team. Especially to say “we” 5 times (and 6 if you count “us”) in, what, four sentences?

“We”

Only a 10,000% chance.

“Tall, huh?”

Maybe it’s not spurs, necessarily, but spurs supporters who demand that everyone love their little club. It’s fucking pathetic, “please like us!” dipshittery.

This is a perfectly cromulent concern.

Are you, in fact, old? Or at least older than them?