It is a good segment.

Now if we could just get people to stop calling him “The Joker,” easily the worst and laziest nickname in all of sports...

Mason Plumlee is my big milky boy and I just love it.

Don’t fuck with the Thicc Boi

Didn’t need this jinx.

I’ve been waiting for this Nuggets team for my entire life. They’re SO fun, even when they’re all beat to shit. 

LOLS

Zydeco Gumbo:
*reads Deadspin*

...which has no relevance whatsoever?

Ben roethlisberger

I totally believe this. I’m a Broncos fan, and when they travel east and play an 11am game, they’re notoriously bad.

And so it was, the Rockies’ CR once again held its title as the lamest logo in sports.

Marco, imagine if the NFL spent the last several off-seasons implanting rules to keep black players from scoring.

That’s the worst fucking nickname in sports. It isn’t close.

Infowars? Daily Caller? 

When you hear hooves galloping, do you assume they’re horses?

Wait. What?

You probably could have made your point without being quite such a dismissive twat. 

Glad you’re covering the important stuff, Giri. This fucking herb is way more important/interesting than what was maybe the game of the year so far. Lol.

Counterpoint: fuck Sebastian Daterapeakowski forever. And fuck his Fucking fat assed fivehead.