Yes. You get me.

Oh my god, that’s Colin Kaepernick’s music!

If he wanted to win now, he blew it. His chance was in Denver, of all places.

I’m legit excited about the Nuggets. Is this dumb?

Headline is wrong.

Not for nothing, but if you had a blog I would read it. Your writing is exceptionally funny, in a very dark way. 

What will it take to get that absolute piece of shit banned from the sport altogether?

The calls for Chad Kelly have little to do with fans’ actual hopes for Kelly—the Mr. Irrelevant of the 2017 draft who beat out Paxton Lynch for the backup job this summer—and more to do with the fact that he’s not Keenum.

Broncos fans are spoiled children. I would know, I am one of them, and I hate my own kind.

Wow. I didn’t know John Elway even read deadspin, let alone had a Kinja account!

Is it hard being the dumbest fuck in every room, or are you blissfully unaware of that fact?

He thinks that what Trump is doing is wrong and he doesn’t want to be a part of that so he votes with almost every bullshit initiative the President he doesn’t want to be part of.

Don’t the Giants know that Paxton Lynch is available? 

As a Broncos fan, I demand a recount.

For what it’s worth, I think that SI cover was from after SB XXXIII... I am pretty sure it was Elway in white, and they wore white in XXXIII against the Dirty Birds.

#Rocktover

As a broncos fan, I’m saddened to be on this side of the Elway coin.

Did... did this really happen?

They may have played themselves, but god dammit they did it The Right Way.

If in a few days the the Rockies end up missing the playoffs by a game or a half-game, ask me how I feel about their decision to stand pat and give Carlos Gonzalez and Gerardo Parra another go in the outfield instead of tossing some prospects in Jeter’s direction. I won’t feel good about it, I can tell you that!