An absolute travesty that his talents are being wasted at ManYoo under Morinho. #FreePogba

That’s going really well.

Such is the genius of Tina Fey.

Can’t have a lemon party without ol’ Dick! 

The stupidity apparent in this comment is just astounding.

Found Mrs. Strong’s burner.

Mbappe should have been given a second yellow and sent off for his simulation. Bonkers.

More like M’Floppe’ amirite

“It is GONE, off the reservation, a home run for Heywood.”

I thought it might be the lack of an accent as well, at least initially. I no longer think so.

NBA Action: It’s FAN-tastic! 

THANK you.

FUCK that’s so good.

Yeah, I mean, you’re not wrong.

Watching that just bummed me out that we’ll have to watch lukaku waste another year with United under Mourinho. What a shame.

The stars are aligning for him to come to Denver and completely ruin the playoff aspirations (first round exit, thank you) of the Nuggets.

This is also what we expect from you.

I just became a dad for the first time a few weeks ago (just in time for father’s day, which was incredible) and it’s stories like these that keep me going when my daughter is screaming and won’t go back down at 3am.

Timely AND hilarious. Take this star.

Well, I’m nauseous now.