Kuechly was the beginning of the end. Shazier finished me off.

I think my favorite part is how you go back to the well of literally the same article again and again.

This has been one full day of #Colangelospin

So, with your particular level of overwhelming stupidity, do you find that you walk in to walls, or forget to breathe? Asking because I’m curious what it’s like to be so painfully stupid.

Is it hard for you to breathe with your head up your ass?

Fuck Sergio Ramos and his motherfucking cocksucking bullshit.

I look forward to his appearance on Hannity and inevitable turn as a right wing martyr.

Lol. No we wouldn’t.

Ames is Iowa State.

Ok, I’ll say it:

They’re in Denver, FYI.

DEFINITELY read that as “Isaac Hayes.”

Thank Christ he wasn’t at the all star game. More fun is bad.

Something tells me that guy isn’t big on facts.

WOW. She really hates the troops and first responders.

Fuck yes. Love golden pride.

And all this Liverpool might without much from the engine of the Reds machine, Lallana. And Mane’ not living up to last year’s form at all.

Whoa Nellie!

Please write more things, David.

I would murder for some Blake’s Lotaburger breakfast burritos.