Just in case you needed to figure out who THE patriots homer was on Kinja...

Re: mattress guy

He has three ties as a head coach? That’s fucking remarkable.

Lol. “A shove.”

That’s awesome, good for you.

You take this star and GIT OUT

I love you so much.

Yeah, thanks, appreciate the invite, but I’ve been doing this shit for some time now.

My idiot buddy from DC still has a “Frerotte is Fr’real” tee shirt. Yes, I tease him mercilessly.

Totally agree.

Don’t bet on that.

Sally can’t help but own himself.

Oh no. You’re very, very stupid.

Yes.

So he’s not better than Peterman? Or Osweiler?

Dang.

Had someone comment to me at the bar this weekend, “That just looks like a team where everyone hates each other.”

This is a good response.

I used to belong to the YMCA across the street from my office, so for pre-work workouts I’d shower there. And you’re right about the old white men over 50.

As bad as the “pickles are bad” take was, this take is that much good.