Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

No way that bike race is in Brooklyn. All the riders’ bike wheels are the same size.

Yeah, Dwyane complaining about a no call after being gifted his first ring by the refs is pretty rich. I guess things really DO even out!

Wade had plenty of experience in “you breathed on him” fouls in the ‘06 Finals.

I, for one, think it’s amazing that Blake and Chris plan to come back after two games.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

But....I mean...he doesn’t have cancer....

“Thankfully, the Rockets are a big mess who can only ever play together as a unit for short stretches before they dissolve into a bickering mess. The Warriors didn’t need their talisman to dispatch the Rockets 115-106. Houston has as much talent as they did last year when they made the Western Conference Finals, but…

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.

Panda: Eats, Leaves

I know everyone around here has an inherent disdain for hyperbole, but fuck it. That was the best regular season any professional sport league has ever had, period!

The NBA is, and will forever be a better product than college basketball and I will fight any of you jabronis who disagrees with me.

So you’re saying prayer is bad? People at my work pray all the time and I work for a pretty big media company and I’m agnostic. The only people that have a problem with prayer are people who just want to bitch about something.

Fully Underestimated Pablo Again

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

At least no one got shot.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

No you don't. No you absolutely do not. If you think that the circumstances for using a common, non-racist expression are different because of someone's race, you are the racist.

Minorities can't be racist. Check your privilege. It's like you Gawker Media people don't even read Jezebel.