With no Kelvin, the quality of their receiving core is an absolute zero.

I’m sure more of Magic’s followers are Laker fans than fans of any other team. They’d naturally be all over a Kobe tweet more than the rest.

Michael Jordan would have sent at least 2,400-2,500 kids to college and that was back in a time where acceptance requirements were much tougher.

i see what you did there.

100% the fullbacks fault.

It will be good. Very good, in fact, and the best basketball movie of its generation, but it won’t be as good as Space Jam.

Comments rarely display such perfection. Well done.

Funny as the comment is (and it is very funny), the best part is you putting in my head a picture of the Bro V1 hype crew launching t-shirts in to the gallery.

Mavs could very well miss the playoffs this year, something us Mavs fans have only experienced once in the last 15 years. As a Rocket fan, having been a lottery team more often than not since then, do you have any advice on how to go about the season?

I love Parsons for this. Salty? Yeah, probably just a tad, but he conducts this interview in a way that is exponentially more mature than how deandre jordan handled Tuesday/Wednesday night. deandre was pretty public about wanting to be “the man” and be more of an offensive threat. The Mavs rolled that out to him and…

And charges are being brought against the woman for punching him too, right? RIGHT? You women want equal rights? Here you go. If you’re going to punch someone: 1) Make sure you hit harder than they do and 2) Be ready to take one in return.

It has less to do with putting off a bitter smoke and more to do with the fact that it is a complete waste of time. The “bitter” smoke comes from partially putting out the fire on an otherwise clean burning heap of wood or charcoal. Burning right, the smoke will be almost invisible and free from depositing any…

If Cleveland fans didn’t see this coming the moment he inked his original deal, then they are as dumb as we all suspect.

The idea of LeBron James signing with a different subpar team every season

My man.

I’d point to that watch party outside the arena that suddenly looked like a ghost town during the broadcast, but I’m sure you’d tell me that they were just there for the party, not the game (since your “rich” argument wouldn’t fly).

Well, I’m not from Cleveland (thankfully) and I’m guessing that, out of all the options your level of creativity provided you, this was the most clever way you could say that you disagree.

This whole “woe is me” shtick from Clevelanders is getting pretty damn exhausting. After that boatload of people walked out of game 4 with 3:30 to play and only down 11 points, it finally hit me. Not only do they not deserve it, but Cleveland fans don’t really want a title. They’d prefer the attention they get by…

Not all that impressive a stat when he is the guy who won 2 of the 4. And it stops at 4, because Dirk didn’t draw Lebron as a defensive assignment much in 2011.