This whole “woe is me” shtick from Clevelanders is getting pretty damn exhausting. After that boatload of people walked out of game 4 with 3:30 to play and only down 11 points, it finally hit me. Not only do they not deserve it, but Cleveland fans don’t really want a title. They’d prefer the attention they get by…

Not all that impressive a stat when he is the guy who won 2 of the 4. And it stops at 4, because Dirk didn’t draw Lebron as a defensive assignment much in 2011.

Lebron did play great, but his sub 40% FG percentage and his over 40% usage rate has to be taken as some sort of context. As does the fact that he was on the losing end 4 times out of 6. It is the same reason that, even in the midst of a bonkers triple-double streak, people said Westbrook probably wasn’t a serious…

They can’t all be funny and entertaining, but the important thing is that you tried.

SAS sucks for a LOT of reasons. This isn’t one of them. Talk about a non-issue.

That’s part of what I like about Joey. He does a better job of cutting the bullshit than any other ref in the league.

Danny is exponentially worse.

The dude is pretty well regarded among players and coaches. Picking on him is just something all the cool kids do, apparently. Not that he hasn’t been without his moments (am I right, Tim Duncan?!?!), but I think he does just fine.

Hand to God, I’ve listened three times and I still have no clue what he said from :12 to :24.

It was a walk, not a strikeout. Lazy reporting to not include that clarifying bit of information.

He’d be all for it, too, since race is what Greg Howard tries to make everything about anyways.

You can just retire from glaucoma? That seems way easier than a lot of other treatment options for it.

I’m not making any conclusions, but what exactly was he doing in that video clip? What do the gestures represent? I’m genuinely curious.

Any chance you remember racing your GT3RS at Motorsport Ranch near Granbury, TX back in about 2007? It was the orange one. You were hanging out with the NVR-E-NUF Porsche guys. For your last session, you let me ride along with you and we went off the track entering the final straightaway and you narrowly dodged the…

You mad?

The better method is to call Jenner a “science project”. Then Deadspin will write a fun article about how much they’re looking forward to you competing for a championship!

Shame on all of you for thinking Bruce Jenner is quite courageous instead of the most courageous person you’ve ever seen in your life. Now, take a look at this guy that called Jenner a “science project”. Isn’t it super cool how we wrote this article about how much fun he is and that we can’t wait to watch him play in…

There you go.

Not in 5 games and not with near the hilarity.