Hey, Billy! I found the highlight truther!

I did Nott see that coming.

I'll say what most of us heterosexual men with a real set of balls are thinking:

Cats suck.

No joke, I used to have a very similar move in my repertoire for penalty kicks. Run up on the ball and poke it with the plant foot as your other leg is drawn back for a proper strike. I didn't do it often, but never failed when I did use it.

Old Fashion > Manhattan

I've had it happen before. I'm sure someone that knows more about it than I will explain just what is going on, but if it is the same thing I'm thinking of, a real sharp sting shoots up the neck and in to the head. It almost feels like a nerve was stretched too tight to follow the head movement. It is accompanied…

If we like flashy, athletic 6th men, is there anyone playing today we should root for?

Can we have a brief moment of silence for #2's groin on that rebound?

The NCAA is taking this Death Penalty punishment a little far.

I was expecting to see some sort of breakdown that helps identify a sweet spot in pool size that gives the highest expected value or how the pool size may or may not affect the necessity of being bold or conservative on certain picks in certain rounds. Instead, we got the most unnecessarily long explanation of "if…

If you figure out what we're supposed to be looking at, let me know, because I haven't a clue, either.

For Danish beer (of the casual, any random situation variety), Tuborg is where it's at.

This is why we have the internet.

It was 4-4. Maybe he snatched defeat from the jaws of a tie, but let's not oversell this thing.

This has to be one of the five funniest things to ever happen in a basketball game. 99% of the game appears to be paused while Chris Paul goes bat-shit crazy.

When you're worth hundreds of dollars like Steve Francis, everyone wants a piece of you.

Stanton requested a "G" be worked into the carbon steel frame.

I'm rolling over here.

"I've done worse."

+1 O-ring