Anyone who lets their idiotic personal religious beliefs interfere with doing their job should be immediately fired from said job.

So at the brewery that I used to work for it cost about ¢25 per pint to produce the average beer, not the weird beers the normal ones. They sold at $8-$10 a piece it’s more like up to 4000% upcharge

You won’t cause there are literally no 5 star restaurants

“ we stan a king who loves physical media”

Did you know that more than one game can exist at the same time? Shocker

Remake black and white for the nostalgia? Lol? Sure if you’re 12. I think you mean Red and Blue.

Classic brain dead fűcking cops not even understandomg what their shooting these jokers should be in jail for a few days

It’d be really nice if every joe shmo out there could stop thinking their hunk of garbage might-as-well-be-100-years-old camper is worth 8 million dollars

Pen testing, which is just code for “there aren’t any”

How did you get hired to write for a car site you fuckin nerd

I really wish all these stupid sites would stop posting about the next switch till literally any actual info is released. It's been 7 years of constant posting about a potential new switch and there's never been one single bit of actual information 

This right here. There can’t possibly be any difference in the sandwiches because it’s the same exact meat, just being sliced in a different location.

I don’t understand how movies like night swim even get made. Or how someone can watch the trailer and say “wow, I’d like to spend at least $17 to see this in theaters” who is going out to watch these movies and how are they able to do so while technically brain dead? 

So eve but shit

Lol no one’s forcing you to alt tab out to read a walk through. You’re just going to use your phone to do the same thing while on the couch and you know it. Connect pc to TV, connect controller, only open video game on pc. Solved.

He's always been desperate it's just more apparent now

He’s never been funny he’s always been desperate for approval and cringey. Everything he does is basically him screaming "please like me! Please pay attention!" 

They completely glossed over the fact that the outrage bait isn’t what’s bad, it’s that he’s just so fucking unfunny and desperate for people to approve of him it’s beyond cringey. Anyone who genuinely enjoys his work should be listened to with a full pound of salt

Um, Stephen Merchant is the reason the office is great, first of all.

Wait, you’re telling me that the company that makes engines for giant brain dead lifted trucks doesn’t care about the earth and intentionally violates laws about it? *gasp* I’m shocked, I’m absolutely shocked that people who cater to slackjawed rednecks would do such a thing