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This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever read on this site

Holy fuck what a bunch of pathetic pieces of garbage

You're not allowed to give the lazy answer of "we wanted people to explore everything" once you start using procedural generation for the territories in question. 

Nothing about this explains why watching the suicide squad feels like watching a 90 minute long trailer. Things just happen, no explanation for anything, no acting, no direction. Shit just randomly happens and the 6 seconds later everyone moves to the next randomly occurring event. There’s no amount of “but the

Can we stop pretending Moe's isn't the superior fast casual spot? 

Nahhh

Holy fuck not everything needs to be a whateververse just be chill for once in your lives and make a movie for the sake of making that one movie. Maybe if people put a little more care and effort into their movies a franchise could happen, but when you launch one film with the sole intention of making it into a huge

Sometimes I wonder if anyone writing for this site has ever actually worked in a restaurant before

Wrong, the best frozen tenders are made by Brakebush. I don’t know if you can find them in grocery stores (I’m sure you can somewhere) but if you have the ability to order through a food service purveyor, Brakebush is king. It's not even a close contest.

Everything about this is wrong but I do love a good rant, 8/10

It still amazes me when I see stories like this and realize that these players are *so fucking stupid* they can't realize the nazi imagery isnt put in there as representation. Just like all the absolute slackjawed morons who look at Homelander in the boys and for some reason think the show is representation for right

I think everyone everywhere has been saying this for a really long time now

Wait are we really just basically relaunching no man’s sky? I figured that was just something people said cause of ya know, space. Good lord can we please just get TES VI or at least a Morrowind re-release instead of yet another skyrim release

Borgs aren't a new invention, we just used to call them Fourlocos. 

Republican extremists screaming about indoctrination that doesn’t exist, but sure let’s throw hour long episodes about Jesus in between reruns of Arrow and Supernatural. Fuck all the way off. 

How is it even possible that you are missing his point this badly? He’s not saying anything about what you’re ranting about, he literally just made fun of the idiots who talk about “being a real man” bs. If you try reading comprehension you’ll realize that he’s arguing the same point as you but with way less words and

Imagine being an angry incel over this data and suggesting the data is skewed because *mom’s buy consoles for their boys*

Uhh how is an aperol spritz easy to screw up? It’s a 3:2:1 ratio written right on the bottle with an actual diagram just in case you can't read what are you even talking about

Honestly how many umbilical cords were wrapped around these people's necks when they were born 

Why are we pretending that people want this for anything other than use as a camper van? Not one mention on any of these sites about it's camping potential. It seems they've missed a massive overly obvious opportunity by making the second row non removable. Who f'ing designed this