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Equating Luigi with serial killers is the stupidest thing I've read all week

If you think the Luigi situation is anything remotely similar to Dahmer or bundy you need to get your brain fixed somethin fierce 

Man I can't stand the Chad thing. We used to call people that 20 years ago in high school as a stand in for chode. We couldn't even use it anymore after the meme era started cause we'd just end up sounding like a Facebook mom good lord it's cringey that people still say it

Just the fact that you're even debating trying to make it less insane is just insane itself. He was a suicide bomber. End of story. 

“I love my early 2000s Chevy impala"

The Chevy impala had been a plastic Fischer price garbage can on wheels for the past two decades of its life and it's death was a mercy to everyone

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“And some seats in the bed like a Subaru Brat?”

Every now and then I think about how somewhere out there in the multiverse 2024 electric fieros exist. You’ll never be able to stop me from posting my undying love for the fiero here

OK bootlicker keep telling yourself u turns are a perfectly good reason to pull people over

Well all the jeeps I’ve had spent half the time being repaired for almost no reason and rusted easier than anything in the world sooo

$75K for a Toyota? And people are paying this? Why TF are people giving automakers the time of day for overpricing like that? The 30ishK for our new rav was already absolutely ridiculous. 75? You're on crack

Lol gatekeeping space. NASA just understands that you're an idiot child who happens to have too much money, and they are tired of it. 

Lolllll you lost me with the last paragraphs saying how well resident alien is done as an exception. I struggled through every episode of that show. It felt like it was written for moms. For a “comedy”, it’s pretty terrible, for a Sci fi, it’s pretty meh. And I a massive Alan T fan. It was cringe worthy at best. It

Silo was so so bad

I really wish someone would explain to me why Silo has gotten such good reviews when the first 3 episodes were so bad I couldn’t keep going. It was like someone wanted to make a bad, cringey, unoriginal version of snowpiercer. It felt like it was satire, like something straight out of an episode of Community. It was

Why do Republicans all have putrified dumpster juice sloshing around where their brains are supposed to be? What’s it like to be so abundantly stupid and still think you’re so correct while having the worst takes on literally everything? 

Do you guys have some sort of press deal with flipper zero? Why are you and your affiliated websites like gizmodo constantly posting 10 flipper zero apologist posts per week? It's honestly getting weird at this point just relax

“If it ain’t going into your body, then it ain’t your problem. What an asshole.”

Stfu if you’re a delivery driver who refuses to deliver you should be immediately fired. That has nothing to do with “tolerance” for his idiotic religious beliefs, it has to do with him failing at the basic description of his job.