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The past year or so? You mean the past decade+? Either I knew people that set this “trend” 12 years ago or you’re high af over the timeline here. Bride+Groom cocktails are not some new tiktok trend it’s been happening for a long time now

Lol the Eve complaints are my favorite. Everyone who thinks V should have lived happily ever after watches way too much anti-hero media, she’s a serial killer and the show was right to kill her right as she was going to be happy. Anything else would have been stupid

“To date, GoT is the only franchise I “invested” in (read the books, discussed the show, etc.) that I ever felt retroactively like I wasted time on.”

Oh man here we go with the BSG complainers still, what did you expect to happen in the BSG finale other than pretty much what happened? Did you pay attention to the central lore and themes of show even a little bit at all?

You’re gonna just skip over the part where it’s $900 not including shipping or tax for 5 books that no longer have a living author to benefit? Neat illustrations but Jesus christ $900 for 5 books that you can pick up for $20 total these days is insanity. This is like something he'd have written about

Beans and lentils are awesome, beans drained out of a can over toast is absolutely not

Lol sorry but till a new switch comes out in not buying any fucking $70 games

While this is interesting it's in no way original 

Huh, I didn’t realize they still performed lobotomies

It’s nuts to me when people complain profusely about fast food not being everything they dreamed of taste wise. It’s fast food. It’s food designed to be ready the moment you order it and eaten on the go, not designed to be the epitome of flavor. There's a reason it tasted like paper. People that cry about cold fries

Boneless aren’t wings they’re chicken nuggets

What a bunch of fucking pathetic losers

Idk man a Banjo Kazooie tv series would be trippy as fuck and I'm into it

Imagine thinking that deep frying cauliflower is political when your favorite chain closes Sundays and donates money to anti LGBT groups 

SAVE DOOM PATROL OR FUCK OFF

Jesus buddy

I can’t even imagine the mental gymnastics required to sue over this version of fireball not being “whiskey”. If the whiskey part of fireball is what’s important to you then you need to take a good hard look at your life and realize you’re a trash pile because there’s only one reason to buy fireball and, it’s not to

Yoooo bring back Fazolis! I loved that place as a kid their raviolis were great and the stoned guy they had walking around handing out breadsticks was the shit

I like Michelle Yeoh and I enjoyed her character in star trek but most of the time it feels like she’s reading her lines off of a giant posterboard behind the camera and I can’t figure out why

Umm tinned fish has been on the come up wayyyy fucking longer than 3 months and from wayyy more places than tiktok