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dirkgentlyy

Just let me disconnect the controllers from the console like the switch so I can sprawl with my arms apart on the couch come on why have none of these handhelds copied that feature?

It could absolutely be affordable if assholes would stop thinking that their 150 Sq foot pre fab  trailers that they’re selling are worth $90k+. The amount of times I’ve seen “check out this cool tiny home!” articles only to read something similar to ”it was built by X company for only $87k!” is mind blowing. I get

I knew someone here would have the correct answer 

You’re right that heinz isn’t the best ketchup, but hunts is absolutely trash. It’s like if you opened a bottle of heinz, added a cup of water, then left it out at room temperature for 6 months before eating it.

Now we're talkin

Homemade mashed potatoes are so funny. Why do people put so much stock into them? It’s like chili, it’s the easiest thing in the world to make but for some reason every single person in the world thinks that they make the best one like it’s impossible to find good mash. Is it just because most people aren’t great at

Dijon

It's crazy that dairy queen is still a thing

Lol “raw oysters might be alive when we eat them”

Or you could skip the headache of ranked and just play all the arcade modes instead. You know, the game modes that are actually *fun* to play, and where you don’t have to buy battle pass to play locked characters or deal with morons screaming into the mic damaging your calm. Why tf does anyone still play ranked?

Hickory syrup is cool and all, but if you can find Birch Syrup, buy it immediately. They make it at a farm near me and I’ve never had a syrup like it. Like if maple syrup was dark, incredibly rich, and molasses tasting. It’s a less sweet and more robust syrup than it’s maple cousin so it can be used for even more

Mids*

Tell me how Japan's 7-11s are the way they are and ours are just the place that gets robbed most often near me

Sure except that season 1 had pretty much none of any of those things. Just a giant darkly lit bore fest stuck in the same 3 locations stuck on the same 5 characters that all look the same with nothing of consequence happening because everything bad happened to random characters and 36 time jumps removed any

Wow these companies on the monthly fee train for things like this can eat shit and die

Why are so many people on a restaurant/food site surprised about 13-14 hour shifts? Have you people ever worked in a restaurant? That’s a daily occurrence in lots of places

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about ranked? All I ever hear is people crying about toxicity but yall are completely gliding past Arcade modes, the absolute best part of the game. Mayhem, no limits, random character mode, FFA, Capture the Flags, and you don't have to care about teammates being a holes because

Why do people do this to themselves?

Lol "hEaLeRs ShOuLdNt Do DaMaGe" is a funny way to look at it. If you think mercy can’t get multiple pistol kills in between heals and rezzing then you aren’t realizing her full potential. She’s the discipline priest of OW and it’s crazy that more people don’t utilize her that way