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The columnists recommendations are bad, and they should feel bad.

I hate this and I hate all of you. 😒 Make KITT a black ‘80s Trans Am that cranks synthwave and cuts CUVs in half with a laser. I’d watch the fuck out of that.

Think bigger. KITT is sentient and can transfer consciousness to different vehicles to fit the mission. KITT can take over any modern car, plane, submarine...

Drinking salty stock probably doesn’t help the puffiness.

While Andrew’s idea is the best, it’s about 30 years too late, as there was a cartoon called The Power Team, and it was Bigfoot, and it was awesome. Today’s KITT would be a goddamn Nissan Rogue, and then you’ll see Knight Rider Rogues everywhere 

A Ford GT would make an awesome KITT.

I know it makes a magical vinegary BBQ sauce.

Keep a blanket in your trunk or hatch. You never know when you might need to sop up a spill, you’ve forgotten your umbrella, or your heater goes out. In your center console or glovebox, keep at least three medical gloves. One for each hand, and another to contain liquids. Also keep a plastic grocery bag in there, and…

Not so much a road trip tip, but Canada boarder crossing tip. They know you’re coming from Texas, so make sure to bring a firearm. If you don’t surrender one at the crossing they assume you’re hiding it, and it takes hours to search a car properly.

Hitch hiking was never safe, we just didn’t hear about the victims as often as we do now.

I don`t want to be a downer, but if you don`t have Canadian citizenship they`re not going to let you in. that`s a long drive to turn around and go back to coronaville.

I keep it in a nice icy cooler so it usually lasts like three days without no problems. 

I’m just wondering why you live in this shithole country when you can live in Canada? 

I pick up hitchhikers.

Very riparian.

Leave anyone who complains behind. Kids, S/O, friends, whomever.

Here’s hoping the cryptofascists and bootlickers write off the Bronco as effeminate or insufficiently capable, some of us just want to go leave-no-trace camping with a bit of panache.

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1st gear - flag mount. Punisher motif US flag/Confederate flag/Blue-lives matter flag, grills with the same motif, tail light with the same same motif.  I know I’m missing a few things.