I’m going to go out on a limb and say those cookouts aren’t very melanated (not by your choice or anything)

One of the greatest feathers in my cap: I get asked to make the potato salad for my friends’ cookouts and our block party. 

I picked a lane. It’s the state line. 

Bring back the Fiero, but what it could have been instead of what it actually was. 

Personally I’d rather stay away from the “exotics” - one of the things about the Bronco’s revival is that it’s not just for the super weatlthy like a Miura or Lancia Stratos would be.

What if I’m trying to protect myself from the Andromeda Strain?

A 12 oz can of soda has about 2.2 grams of CO2. Every hour you exhale about 50 grams of CO2 when healthy, and is capable of ramping that up a lot higher. That doesn’t include removal of acid by your kidneys. You would have to drink a lot of carbonated water to get acidotic from it. I suspect you would get sick of…

The carbonic acid from the CO2 will enter your bloodstream and lowers your blood pH, which can lead to acidosis that includes moderate symptoms such as fatigue and muscle aches. That seems to me like a strong reason why carbonated water would not be as hydrating as still water.

I thought Jalops loved manuals?

“I’d just get the most basic 4 door package since coming from the Wrangler world”

Which model can get me to and from Whole Foods the best? I want everyone in the parking lot to think I am outgoing and adventurous. 

Bronco is introducing real estate pricing with this model. “My neighbors house is $450,000 so since my house is newer it’s de facto worth $500,000.” 

It’s so everyone else can see the your Sasquatch Package.

Because the Manual is for more offroading, not driving fast, and the 4 is what u want offroading with the best crawler ratios.

“Sigh, they won’t sell and they’ll never even realize why.”

Yeh know.... a destination charge should drop this fucker on my driveway.

Like I said on the other article, the turnoff is that pricing is going to rise FAST on this thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if a top spec 4 door with all the off road goodies pushes $60k. With dealer markups, prepare to see these things knocking on the door of $80-90k. 

One of my favorite hot weather meals is Gazpacho. No cook, all veg, delicious. Add a handful of little salad shrimp or some canned beans for more protein. Hard boiled egg, slices of salami and some bread or crackers.