Thank Goddess! (And by “Goddess” I mean the triumvirate of awesomeness that is Ruth Bader-Ginsburg, Elena Kagan, and Sonia Sotomayor.)

Yesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

I am on tenterhooks this morning. Abortion in Texas, in my experience, has never been a picnic. But, at least 20 years ago I could still get one. Although, like as not, it would come with an in-procedure lecture from the doctor performing it on how not to be such a slutty slut.

This is exactly the opposite of a very stupid question. It is, in fact, an excellent question. Why the fuck can’t we? That is a completely reasonable expectation.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner.

I always check in on this show, hoping it will get better. But then they go and fire the smart comedian.

His hair looks like urine-flavored cotton candy.

I feel like the whole banging your friends/coworkers thing would make a girl pause. But not our Lu.

Finding her was like finding a secret. Sweet Dreams and Sweet Valley High, she was not.

All Time Best:

Scary X 10 when combined with chronic sleep paralysis. Seriously. That book got inside my head in ways few have. I know I am not alone on that one.

O no. She wrote some of my all-time favorite books. Down a Dark Hall changed my (middle-school) life. I am so sad. I still have every book by her that I have ever read sitting on my shelf 3 feet away.

Isn’t Swift winning an Oscar the final seal to break to usher in the End Times?

O my god. I spelled her name with a “y” instead of a “j.” Lucky I’m not one of the interns.

It’s like cosplay, but with being sick. Best Illness Hoaxing will inevitably earn its own award category on Bravo’s awards show. And when it does, expect Sonya to bring the consumption like nobody’s business.

Well, for one thing, this is what’s wrong with this country:

You deserved better parents, love, and acceptance. I’m sorry you didn’t get that.

Because early Christians wanted to piggyback on a fun Pagan party holiday with some appropriated mythology?

Evil Christ 2: Resurrected by Dawn

I liked Mel Gibson’s Hamlet best. And it was before he was racist and sexist, so I can enjoy it with zero cognitive dissonance:^D