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Much Ado is the perfect summer film for when it’s too hot to drag your ass out for Shakespeare in the park. And one of my all-time favorites. Even with Keanu trying way too hard.

Can we revoke DA’s vagina? I feel like she just doesn’t deserve it with this kind of bullshit behavior.

And that fucking fratty Otter subculture with all the peer pressure.

That would explain so much about her choice in boyfriend. Insightful. I can see Caroline with just a dash of Tre theatrics.

I particularly enjoyed her point-blank response to the question about Ed Rendell’s remarks that she is in no way, shape or form ready to be commander-in-chief. No justifications or qualifications in her answer to the question of if she thinks she could be, just simply, “Yes, I do.”

Nope. They will hold a special election. This is why Harry Reid is okeydoke with her as veep now.

I am really warming to her. She is funny.

My fondest wish is for a Jaime — Brienne — Tormund love triangle, Twilight-style.

Ding, ding, ding. Sonya is a raging narcissist.

“Bethenney needs a time out. She’s been disgusting this season - rude, crass, mean, abusive.”

Dorinda has the WASPiest freakouts ever. And I love it.

Why does James Bond need to be a dude? To me, that would be the most interesting direction to take the franchise. You wouldn’t even need to change the name. Just cast Cate Blanchett or Lena Headey. A strong actress could make it work just fine.