Stick to THE APOCALYPSE, Barry! No one cares about any of this stuff now!

This is the ONLY time I will accept a soccer person falling to the ground as being legitimately reasonable.

It’s mainly true. I mean, IBM has Watson out there solving cancer now.

I’m holding out for the boiled corn flavor

And for the love of god, don’t buy division/conference champion gear. That accomplishment means nothing and you should not be memorializing it on your fat dumb stomach

No fair. Jerry Jones’ rigor mortis gives him an advantage.

Sendejo did a great Lions fan impression on that play.

Yeah then he could get that sweet paid leave.

No, you devil worshipper! I bet you like buckwheat pancakes too.

The officer’s lawyer has released a statement saying his client “doesn’t know shit.”

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

really just rooting for a penn st-baylor bowl game

I like to split the difference and utilize grey-market gypsy cabs.

Uber drivers have absolutely no obligation to the company that “employs” them either. I’m amazed at how up in arms people are about Uber. Their workers are absolutely the definition of independent contractors.

if uber drivers unionize than they essentially become a taxi company. the reason that all of use uber is because they are not a taxi company.

As a black guy, Uber was a godsend when it first came out. That said, there has to be some middle ground where taxis services can use mobile apps and not be openly discriminatory while also taking care of their drivers.

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...

Antoine Walker paved the way too. He’s working road crew on a stretch I-95.

We’re not talking about him being part of the Big Three on the Celts when they won a championship? Or Jesus Shuttlesworth?