He wore his jersey in the mugshot!?

“...But .079, that’s acceptable!”

Coach Jeff Fisher seemed unconcerned, saying, “He’ll be sobered up and ready to play within 7–9 hours.”

Unfortunately, this was still the best drive of the Rams’ season...

I think that’s just the list of music in rotation at Kohl’s.

The only way Morgantown is nicer than expected is if you expected a tire fire inside of a nuclear waste dump.

Do you think the overwhelming number of people who voted for Trump (more than voted for Romney), especially white working class voters, voted for him because they considered his economic policy ideas, compared them to Clinton’s, and made a sober assessment of them and decided Trump’s would make them better off? Of…

Only the state has the legal use of force. So, I’d say this clearly states any ND “police” officer is not an officer of the state and if they attempt to touch, detain or arrest you then you should be able to resist them without penalty.

Well, Indiana judiciary gonna Notre Dame.

They must not have been wearing their Under Armor.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

Can we move on from the pats and deflating already?

So Bill Simmons told you what he masturbates to, huh?

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

Anyone else surprised that wig didn’t cost more than $400?

And your Dockers too.

Disgusting. As soon as my team stops being good, I’m giving serious consideration to not watching as much.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

All of Boston too, just because.