7 INTs out of Cutler is not that far fetched...

Does your mom count?

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

Calmer than you are.

he can’t read yet

I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T POST A STORY!!!!!!

This is the Cubs year:

+1 Marty McFly

I made Drew Magary choose writing

#allwivesmatter

Man, the Home Improvement reboot looks awful.

If you read his tweets in the voice of a SUPER WOKE middle-aged suburban dad they make a lot more sense.

Do you think he hates Peyton Manning and blames for him for ending his playing career? I want to believe this.

Nuke the entire site from orbit.

As a Jets fan, the only comfort I have is that I’m not a Browns fan.

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The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Real question: Is it me or has the product of this season’s NFL been just awful? Like I can’t think of more than a couple of games that were even decent. They all just look like amateur hour punctuated with tons of ticky tacky calls and commercial breaks for Beer/Daily Fantasy.

I’m surprised she’s still with Deadspin. One of the few writers on the gawker sites I would refer to as a journalist.