Why? Or are you one of these people who can only be friends with people who hold the same political beliefs? How boring. And how insecure you must be in your beliefs that you can only tolerate the company of the like-minded.

+1

Hope there aren’t any scissor lifts in use.

What you did there....I see it.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Get out.

I wanna see a 30 for 30 on why Texas Tech hasn’t had a good defense once in my entire life.

The Sacramento Kings

I wore my Cuck the Fubs shirt to the Cubs/Phils game in Philly this year (I’m a Sox fan in Philly for school) and the security staff asked me to turn it inside out. In Philadelphia, the new Mecca of Morality, I guess. It is a great shirt and I left instead of turning it inside out. Be proud of your purchase.

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Jesus, how hard is it to get someone up on a scissor lift and fix that thing.....

Yes, welcome to Deadspin!

I jerked off. A lot. I mean, I still do, but I don’t have roommates.

Sure he did, cry and promise not to tell anyone.

I nominate you to take it to the Canadian parliament and get this sorted out. And please specifically ask about this 2nd amendment you speak of.

This looks like a villain in the Mad Max sequel

this is for the people that didn’t know they needed to see Mark Davis’ hair on Sheldon Adelson’s head.

Just fry the egg. Any fried egg is vastly superior to any poached egg in each and every instance a poached egg could be used.

Indeed they are