You mean, over leaving Stillwater or wherever the shit they are in Oklahoma?

This food looks like a threat.

Oh, it’s so much worse than that. I’m also a Cowboys fan.

In the Texans WYTS, it’s Dave Magary

I’ll take pasties and Lake Superior over Skyline Chili and Lake Erie any day.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Ah, but thanks to the U.S. fucking up again, they will!

Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

You can tell that the wind totally pushed him downward faster than gravity alone. The wind was definitely blowing hard from directly above.

Oh, and why is worried about the trailer, and not the WANG SHAPED POND only a few blocks away?

Name ten? Okay. From now on ten is to be called Steve.

NBC didn’t even have anything to show at the time, which makes me think the delay was for something else.

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

Who is Kyle?