No, you never show your hand at the poker table.

I’m really trying not to but you guys are making it fucking impossible

Yes, thanks be to television technology, indeed.

you’re a bad opinion

No you didn’t. Forrest Gump came out in 1994.

Joe Lacob had a team of Silicon Valley programmers create a secret algorithm that determined “Adding Kevin Durant is good.” Will the disruption ever end?

Hard pass. Murder For Pizza went downhill after they started adding prog elements in the “Box of Infants” EP. And TFTD’s just a Too Many Daves rip off band.

They have a ring. Go to bed.

HamNo in the house?

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

Ya man, fuck this. Those rocks ripped up my best bindle.
- Jim Tomsula.

A friend of mine has been a career TSA worker for over a decade now. I will attest to the fact that he is a complete moron.

No. Just no. You have made everyone even dumber for reading your comment.

[cums]

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

LeBron James wears 23

Quick AND comprehensive take-ness. Put it on the CV

Fahk no.

“Curry barrage” is more a post-dish description.