I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

As a Detroiter, I am qualified to say that playing for the lions is a curse.

Incredibly apt that you just got wrecked on an issue regarding kids by a user named CromartiesKidsClub.

Left-right, web-TV, USA-Canada, college-retirement, GM LLC authors-commenters, in common to all of these is "anger sells."

As the guy who was president of FSU when the Jameis Winston rape case got swept under the rug, Barron is fast becoming academic America’s poster boy for campus sex crime denial.

This seems like it would have been a great chance to just say nothing. I can’t conceive of a possible statement that makes Barron or PSU look good.

“When in doubt, side with a convicted child molester” seems like a solid policy

Holy. Shit. Just burn that entire place down.

Where is he buried? I have to take a piss.

Radiohead sucks. It’s an unpopular opinion but that’s the hill I’m going to die on, I can’t stand that band.

6. Stop listening to them by 2005.

smdh the Browns still haven’t learned their lesson. Need to be drafting players who are dry.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Cake.

Murderers row? It’s not like they hired Craig James.

Whitlock, C’lay, Cowherd, and now Skip... a literal murderers row. People will actually suffocate and die from the takes.

meh, not enough nipple

Someone tell Dwight there is a perfectly legal substance to enhance grip in situations like this

This is the best.

Hi from Tampa Bay...or Tampa. Or Temple Terrace, or Lake Magdalene...or you know what? I dont know where the fuck I am. Lets go with Tampa Bay