Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

I know that being an asshole to people just because they like something you don’t isn’t anything new on the internet, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get THIS offended by the fact that some people like to watch wrestling.

This is a low blow. Vengeance will be Tom Ley’s.

“I can't understand what’s the big deal! The bar ran out of Cincinnati chili, and I just wanted to do them a favor and make some more”

Seems like the ‘discouraging students from coming forward’ has been pretty fucking advertent for awhile now.

saleing*

Shep McAllister, take note: That’s how you promote a sale.

Well, RandomHookup, despite your clear expertise in this general arena, I’m not sure what you think about the average Deadspin commenter. While I’m plenty normal enough to have a woman want to marry me, I’m not exactly the type of dude somebody would spend a million dollars to fuck. My wife is definitely in a league…

It’s a safe way to explore your partner’s tastes. “Which of our friends/acquaintances would you fuck if you could?” is not a question most people are comfortable asking. That leaves celebrities as someone you’re both familiar with but don’t feel threatened by. And if your partner has horrible tastes in celebrities,…

“Can my celeb cheat be Angelina Jolie?”

The wife and I have had this conversation numerous times.

My wife and i have joked about a list, but like you say, it’s all about the fact that the list is full of unattainables. Even if we could meet them, i don’t think that either Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johannson is looking for the brand of hobbit hotness that i bring to the table, and my wife is confident that Johnny…

This kid is all production. Im not mad at it, but it is what it is.

I mean schoolboy q, ab soul, asap rocky, asap ferg, lil wayne, joey badass, could all flow better than Young Thug. And then there are guys like Tech N9ne and Rittz that are in a whole different rap league with supreme flow.

Jesus. That was terrible.

You can see part of the signage in the photo, but in case you didn’t know it was 483 feet to center at the Polo Grounds and Mays was on the dead run about 450 feet from home when he made that catch. The most astounding thing about the catch is that he got anywhere near the ball.

rooting for A-Rod to pass Babe Ruth’s 714 HRs this year so the Yanks can tie themselves in knots not acknowledging it

There’s nothing in the article specifying which tournament they are referring to or suggesting they are limiting it to just the men.

Be honest, the rest of you guys hate it when Barry brings his 14-year-old son into the office. He’s a nice kid and everything, but he picks on Ley and Sean (he calls them the “emo guys”) and he gets on Haisley’s nerves whenever he calls it ‘soccer.’ Plus, he eats all the granola bars and he leaves his empty Capri Suns…

Which one of you has the best fallback plan for when Bollea defeats Gawker?