Voting’s for squares.

John Kasich might be a fan of Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

we need separate rules for whites and blacks.

You’re right, when will they learn to just use the official substance of the NFL, alcohol. After all, this country has a proud history of drunks.

As a lifelong West Coaster who gets to watch a lot of sports in the morning, (with accompanying bloody marys), can be done with NFL football in time to sober up for dinner if necessary, and watch the East Coast feed of Game of Thrones and be in bed by 10, I have three things to say to you: “Neener. Neener. Neener.”

I’ve tried this for years and it doesn’t seem to be going so well.

Maybe don’t be so old?

Well said. As a dumb white dude engaged to a wonderful not white woman, I’ve learned that I knew nothing about the bullshit black people deal with on a day to day basis. It’s not KKK racism, but it’s stupid questions, ignorant comments about her (decidedly not “white” name), even the funny looks we get from other…

As a white American male over 40, I accept that everybody not a white American male over 40 in this brave, new, social justice world hates me for my demographics, even if they don't know me personally. So I just make everything simple and preemptively hate all y'all back, regardless of race, creed, color or dress size.

It's an article about race, and yet you still judge it by its cover.

So I’m super white, and my small family super white. I married into a very large, diverse family. My personal rules have been something like this:

This story reminds me of my Grandpa’s Lent tradition. He was a cigarette smoker and every lent he would give up smoking cigarettes for Lent... and smoke his pipe. Professional Catholicism right there.

I am convinced that if I don’t drink coffee every day, I would never poop.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

#notallathletes

You killed Jake Plummer?

I have a dead snake in my backyard. Do you think it had CTE?

Actually a lot of them are retired cops. Which is all the more telling haha.

Sucks about you not getting paid.