Of course, you hate it when a e.g. religious school fires a teacher for talking about gay marriage in a way you agree with.

Me and my brother would fix our own breakfast and be glued until the afternoon... my mother called it HEAVEN.

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

Can we add Chelsea Handler to the list? Those three just seem like the ultimate mean girls to me.

Amy Schumer is sooooo unfunny. Just came to say that. Also not at all surprised at any of this. She’s just a blonde Sarah Silverman to me.

Just going to say here that I don't get Schumer love at all. I don't think she's that funny, and this sort of hints at why.

Not terribly surprising that someone thinks Amy Schumer is an asshole, but the fact that Notaro got so visibly upset instead of playing the whole thing off with a joke indicates a helluvalot more than mere prickly feelings.

Counterpoint: Puck Fittsburgh.

The penguins are the dirtiest team in hockey. What a disgrace. I’m glad I didn’t watch and based on the ratings no one else did either hahaha. Fuck Crosby and the rest of the team

What a terrible day. First Orlando, and now this.

Correction: I don’t “need” to do anything that you tell me to do.

They’ve been together 10 years. Either she’s on the same page and expecting him to propose sometime soon... or he’s the one that’s going to be surprised.

Ummmm I would rather my significant other wake me up every night to go to the bathroom rather than finding out my partner was going in the sink.

I am an asshole.

so awful.

A source says Robin Wright is “thrilled” that Sean Penn’s last movie bombed.

As a medical professional, abortions past the point of viability are equivalent to infantacide. Those who preform them except in a life saving Hail Mary pass for the mom are considered unethical butchers.

Twin Peaks and Broadchurch.

Milton Hershey seems to have been an decent human being, he gave most of his personal wealth to the Milton Hershey school and did it long before he passed away.

I am sad that one, I will probably not ever carry Captain America’s baby and two, it probably won’t be Hayley Atwell either. (And that is the only time my love of those characters enters into the Real Life Creeper Zone.)