More like cut off his slacks, amirite?

well he does have a nice one

As a parent, I actually believe it. Sorry if there is blood pressure damage. But I think in ways that I could not fathom before I had my kid.

I know you think that’s hilarious but don’t you ever just think, “maybe I’ll just keep my mouth shut”?

oh look someone made a visual representation of every soon to be comment thread here

Teachers generally are NOT trained to deal with students who become aggressively defiant (not saying this girl was—there’s not enough video to know what if anything she did to antagonize her teachers). Teachers are trained to teach and to defuse moderate run-of-the-mill behavioral/discipline issues. If they’ve been on…

Lets mainstream kids with severe home trauma and fucked up situations that will fight over literally anything and everything without any psychological support in the school other than an overworked part time therapist with an associates degree in psychology , let teachers get sued for physically intervening or being…

Child, eh?

12 isn’t a little girl. It’s months from being a teenager.

Psst. Amy. Your insecurity is showing.

To be fair, she did throw out the fetus in one of the public garbage bins in the house. That would freak me the fuck out as a housemate.

“I wouldn’t want to live in Daniel Snyder’s Neighborhood, because I hear he hates nativities and America.”

“Daniel Tiger is singularly unequipped to do the things that children do every day, like going to school, going to the doctor, and brushing his teeth.”

Why not just get rid of (most of) the Jezebel writers and give the Deadspinners more?

1) Can we get a Dirt Bag? I legit go through withdrawals.

You’d better believe it.

“Just OK shirts”

Oh, I am extremely salty about being in the grays here and elsewhere.

I saw an old gif of the Rock and I am v v glad his neck has shrunken down to a human size. He is very handsome and charming, and as a woman, I would like to go to there.

It’s cos protesters are nothing more than whiny bitches, there is a lot of stuff I don’t like but know what? I suck it up and move on like a mature adult, protesters to me are kids who never grew up and learned to deal with the idea that the world doesn’t give two shits about your opinion so keep it to yourself - like…