You sound like the most annoying mother on the planet.

1. She’s not coming on too strong. She’s coming across as passive agresive and emotionally manipulative.

I’m all for speaking up and speaking out about many issues, but having been a primary school teacher for a long time, some of the complaints that were made at the school and library illicited involuntary eyerolls. Kids do things like turn the lights out on each other because they are impulsive and do stupid shit.

Consider the possibility that people did not respond to your concerns in the way you wanted them to because you send them long-assed missives and consequently came across as hostile and rambling.

You know what - I can understand not stopping and getting out of your car. You don’t know what’s going on, and especially when you’re alone you don’t know if it’s safe to get out. But you can at least CALL THE DAMN POLICE. Jesus.

Gentlemen science in a suit good sir. Peasants need a white lab coat to cover their poverty.

I’m sorry for whatever trauma in your life that caused you to be a spiteful bitch.

One of the more ignorant comments I’ve ever read on here. I have an aunt who adopted first and then went through hell (although not this level) to have a biological child. Those kids were never in competition. Why do we demonize the urge to experience pregnancy and childbirth? Why would we assume that adopted children…

That was unnecessary and kind of mean.

Yeh I getcha. Like, there are plenty of illnesses that aren’t visible that people suffer from that would make elevator riding more comfortable. Obviously people can judge whoever they want but maybe they should think twice about expending that sort of negative energy.

PLUS WHO ARE THEY, THE ELEVATOR POLICE? I can use…

I’ll take the fucking elevator whenever I want. I also don’t get my only exercise of the week taking the stairs at work.

FYI, there actually are street-legal, woman-approved alternatives to beach towels, that will match your chichi towels: bath sheets. If you are permitted input to your wedding registry, be sure to specify them.

Hellmann’s/Best Foods mayo or GTFO

Heinz Ketchup deserves to be on the list. Somebody offers offbrand nonsense or tries to upsell you on sir kensington they’re an asshole.

I don’t think it’s that unlikely.

You can respect her strength, intelligence and leadership without agreeing with almost anything she did.

It'll be a nice change from pondering YOUR ETERNAL DAMNATION

Drew likes his coffee like he likes his men. Wait, what?

Soooooo, why do we laud Polanski and Allen while demonizing Cosby? The question wasn’t answered. Every Hollywood liberal practically drools over Allen on a regular basis. They still line up to act in his films, and they defend him like hell. Didn’t Cate Blanchett just win an Oscar for acting in an Allen film? Why…

I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.