It’s one of those things moms don’t like to tell first time preggos about.

Ugh, fuck off.

Shush! This is no time for logic! Now is the time for completely unfounded speculation and inflammatory rhetoric!

I wish I could star this more than once.

My name is four letters, very common, and people always misspell it. It’s ridiculous. I remember being like, “Dad, how could you?” and he was like, your mother had been in labor for 36 hours, can you cut me some slack?

My father misspells my name. In fact, he did so on my birth certificate.

Yasssssss. And I’m not even an ass girl, but that ass is a work of art.

With an ass like that? I’ll cut him some slack.

And you aren't?

Ideally is the key word there.

What about it? This is not that.

There are always options. Many private schools offer financial aid, not always need based. There are also private scholarships for students in elementary and middle school to attend private schools.

Two words: private school.

Honestly? By calling the cops.

As a Marylander, I demand you tell me which restaurant serves these nachos because I will go there and eat them all.

In N. Ireland? You're either being sarcastic or you're terribly stupid.

I find your comment to be incredibly condescending. You're essentially saying that no woman who disagrees with you can possibly be educated enough to have come to her own conclusions. Hypocrite much?

The better question is: what is good about Caillou? And the answer is nothing. Not one damn thing.

It's not gone! I see it occasionally on Disney.

Take the worst thing you can imagine, and add the second worst thing you can imagine. Multiply it by a million, and it's still better than fucking Caillou. That show makes Blues Clues look like fucking Sherlock.