It’s so ugly.  And it doesn’t even reference the artwork for his “Animal Rights” album, which has been my favorite album to listen to when I’m pissed off for a solid two decades.

He’s a douche, which you expect from musicians. But what makes Moby so uniquely hateable is that he’s a holier-than-thou sad sack douche.

I thought that too, and then realized he tagged Kat Von D. I think she is the one who did the sh***y tattoos.

Kat Von D did the work. Maybe his next tattoo will be anti vax

Based on the tags, look like Kat von D may have done it. Given the crazy train she’s on, wouldn’t shock me in the least.

No comment on activists or vegans, but that is a terrible idea for a tatoo. I hate it. And why pay a bunch of money for Kat Von D to do it if it’s literally just block letters. Did I mention I hate it? I hate it.

Imagine having the idea for a tattoo and THAT being the idea.

I know that Slot isn’t Splinter, but aren’t these hearings the kind of thing you would have live blogged once upon a time? I get the sense that Slot’s footprint has been getting smaller since the loss of Splinter (and the real version of Deadspin). Am I imagining that?

As November is my 32 year vegan anniversary i thought i’d get a tattoo (well, technically 12 tattoos) to celebrate.

My family watches Fresh Off the Boat. It seems like they’ve been “softening” Wu’s character, and she’s pursing a new degree in the show. So I had previously wondered if they were going to find a way to write her out of it (goes off to get a PhD abroad or something) and keep the show going. I know not all shows have to…

I get that it’s the junior handbook but they’re missing a great opportunity to tell a great story about spirit and bravery.

I’m guessing they neglected to mention how important the enslaved were to exploring and developing the Mammoth Cave system. You should email the National Park Service and bitch. Talk about erasure!

“Abraham Lincoln was famously, even within his own Cabinet, surrounded by people who were former political adversaries.”

I simply do not have the emotional energy left to deal with these feckless, stupid assholes and their weak chins.

Can we address Darlene Superville for a minute?

Also -“Weekend at Bernie’s”

You know, i remembered after I published that he is an accused rapist, but would love to state for the record that nothing about Roethlisberger is hot. Just Minshy. Thank you. 

I’m proud to provide this photo as a public service to Jezspin.

Fitting, and absolutely true:

Two thoughts come to me: