You know how money supposedly can’t buy happiness?

Rashida Tlaib is a (1) divorced (2) Muslim (3) woman from a (4) Palestinian family of (5) immigrants who represents a (6) black majority district (which is also (7) heavily Muslim) (8) in Detroit and is a member of the (9) Socialist wing of the (10) Democratic Party.

Ah, yes...who wouldn’t want to work in the Bay Area for $65,000 per year as what amounts to essentially being a servant for a bunch of (probably) rich (probably) assholes from 6 a.m. - 10 p.m with a bunch of tankers going by all day. This lighthouse isn’t even on the coast, it’s in the bay right between the Richmond…

He’s printed out 10 million copies of this letter and dumped them all in the Grand Canyon

If you get drunk so seldom that you still need to be told how to handle a hangover, maybe take it easy tonight and leave the heavy lifting to us professionals. 

All anyone wants from Instagram is for it to go back to the way it originally was - a chronological order starting with the most recent photos of everyone you follow, not just 15% of who you follow. It’s all anyone has ever wanted. If there have to be ads thrown into the mix, fine, so be it, but give us back our…

There are a lot of credible claims out there - particularly in London and Los Angeles - about Kevin Spacey, and specifically about the sexual pressure he exerted in workplace situations. I know a couple of them (and have previously discussed them in these pages). 

Three years ago, my beloved father in law died on Christmas day. It was horrible. Fast forward and as I am typing this on a bathroom break, I am watching as my husband of 22 years dies from metastatic brain cancer. Although filed with morphine sulphate liquid, he is restless beyond belief and unable to communicate…

I have never been hungover enough for it to impact my ability to care for my kids. But I have been hungover enough for me to hate life and everything in it while caring for my kids the next day. It’s enough for you to really try very very very hard to never be hungover. But that’s difficult when it takes so much less…

I’m just a Nobody, but I’ve been thinking about Pete constantly. No one knows his struggle the way he does but I can empathize. I hope he finds the help he needs. I’m in the process of finding my own help and I envy the friends he has that have his back. He is so lucky and I hope he sees that, through the darkness.

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

Absolutely.

I see the Russian hookers were invited.

Is Tiffany’s face made of . . . face? Some other substance?

I thought I’ll Be Gone in the Dark was published this year, and that’s why Patton Oswalt was the one to do the promo tour about it.

“You can’t do that! What if he’s a loser?!”

“deliberately poisoned candy”

No shame here. You do what you gotta do and we should all commend survival ;) I’m glad you finally got in. Good luck on finding your next! All the best to you!!!

Assault and rape accusations are serious, but the others? The women making such accusations, years later and on acts that could have so easily been handle like adults, don’t see how they make all women look like they are weak and in constant need of protection and safe spaces. Asking someone to go to a hotel room is…