Isnt she crazy? Like didnt she say the moon landing was fake or she can talk to ghosts something?

I have a son that’s on the spectrum and he loves this show. We think it’s the counter, but I’m not so sure because we’ll sit and watch even if they’re not showing it. He’s going to shit a brick when he finds out there’s new episodes.
So uh, thanks, I guess. I can’t wait to watch these six episodes at least thirty-six…

Boy Levy and I L.O.V.E. this show!  He loves watching all cooking shows with me, but this combines his love of epic fails and cooking shows into one.  He did a happy dance when I told him they were doing a holiday edition.  I cannot wait to show him this trailer. 

Thanksgiving has always been the best holiday for me, Mom and Dad. Even though it was just the three of us, Mom would insist on making a 23-25 lb turkey (they REALLY like leftovers).

I was...12, I think? And I had found, in some magazine or another, a little blurb about a “romantic phone line”. It was a prerecorded message that was basically 90 seconds of a guy with a sexy voice talking about how you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, how he longed to take you in his arms and “make you…

Okay, this is going to be wordy so settle in.

Wait, wait, wait....does this mean the tabs have been right all along? Has Jennifer Aniston really been pregnant 12 times and has just been hiding her 12 children or (6 sets of twins, or 4 sets of triplets?)

“Fiancé Christopher Robinson, a Seattle poet...”

BTW, this is a mini pig. I’m not even drunk right now and I’m thinking about buying 5.

I’ve been friends with people who had different opinions about political or economic issues. A few Republican libertarians and far left of Democrat communists - that can be a fun lively debate. They had their views and I had mine. But I can’t imagine being friends with someone who actively supports the Trump…

I had a family bridal shower thrown for me by my MIL.

Not to get to bogged down in the details, but that grill, isn’t really outside of Houston. Technically it isn’t in Houston, but it’s part of the greater Houston metro area. Cypress (and Cy-Fair) is more like a suburb.

There’s a variation of the Chicago hot dog called a depression dog which only has sport peppers, relish, onions, mustard and fries on top of it. They are glorious and much better than a standard Chicago hot dog.

My brother-in-law tried to do that with my kid when he was born. He bought a bunch of Yankees onesies and other Yankees regalia (my in-laws are New Yorkers).

About 10 years ago, I saw a guy working behind the Primo’s Hoagies counter wearing an Andy Harmon jersey and left not entirely unconvinced that it might have actually been Andy Harmon.

If you don’t like being called a white supremacist and a bigot, maybe you shouldn’t espouse white supremacist and bigoted views. There aren’t many people I want to see out of office more than this putz.

Oh yes! I get to express my extreme dislike for Hilaria Baldwin, who purports to be helping women by displaying scantily clad pictures of herself post baby. Why do women need to look like you post baby? Why is your ego so big? Why did Alec Baldwin unleash you on the world?

Same. This dumbass myth that any woman can get sex from any man any time she wants needs to die.

Modern Bar/Bat Mitzvahs have become completely disgusting events. Say your haftorah with family and friends, have a nosh and maybe get a few checks. Paying a half million bucks for some medium-talent rapper is absolutely preposterous 

Fam, I thought Bob Barker had already died an indeterminate amount of time ago, so this story was very confusing for me. But also, cool, I’m glad he’s still around at age 94 (!).