Follow up: just now, thinking about this story, I went to look at the registry of deeds for the town I grew up in. They’ve got everything digitized now, so I was able to look up the closing paperwork for the house. There, my parents both signed, as did a notary, but the witness section?

Likewise. The word ‘posse’ leads you to expect more than two insane clowns.

Ok, Kiera Knightly can fuck off. Everyone’s birth experience is different and hers is no template for anyone else’s. If Kate Middleton wanted to leave the hospital as soon as they would let her, why is that a problem? So she posed in heels for some photos for a minute or so, does that mean she wears heels all the…

So... I have been putting off reading that piece since it came out. And I just went ahead and read it.

It gets even worse!!

Cardi can order a hit out on every woman in Queens and it won’t stop Offset from cheating. You just have to throw the whole man out.

He pretty much raised the kids on his own while she dealt with her health issues. He is still the primary parent. Just like the SAHM who enables a businessman to put in the hours and effort to become a partner at Goldman Sachs, she couldn’t have had the career and lifestyle she has now if he hadn’t been there to…

Maybe she and George wrote it together— it was a trust-building exercise their marriage counselor assigned them. 

“I think their reporters should go in and investigate who it is. That would actually be a good scoop.””

You know there were people on the other side of the door giggling.

My husband and I have always said he never really wanted to be president, just all the attention and ratings that come with running, and then got in over his head and now we have garbage fire for president.

Steve Harvey has made a career of out of telling women no one loves them because they are inadequate. His advice reduces men to single cell brained animals who have no interests outside of sex and women must be obsequent servants to their every whim to deserve love. It’s beyond me, why anyone would listen to him. He…

You say that, but right now, a young Zephyr Timblebum is booking her first modeling gig. And Glynda Wonklefuss is heading to Hollywood to follow her dreams.

Posting here because why not. I’m turning 31 today. In the last year I divorced from my emotionally abusive husband, moved in an apartment alone, lost my job and had to deal with the fact that I feel really lonely. My family lives on another continent and making friends in LA is super hard. Plus I’m poor and worried…

This is Ollie, he’s 14. He was living at the homeless hostel I used to live at and moved with me when I moved into my own place, love him to pieces. 

Leo only dates younger women for the same reason Clooney did: women his own age are smarter than he is and therefore are more threatening and less likely to put up with crap.

If you have to exclaim to people that “I am Not a Racist!!” Then yeah, you probably are.

(Fun bit about liars, they often like to expand contractions in an attempt to make their statement have more believable punch. “I am not a crook” “I did not sleep with that woman” it’s not a dead give away but you should side eye…

“I am not a racist. Nobody believes families should be separated.”

My thoughts precisely. If only regular folks could get longer-term inpatient mental health treatment, they might be able to truly get meaningful results. But, if you are fortunate enough to have insurance, most plans only cover 3-5 days in a crisis unit, then you have to wait forever to get an appointment with…