This is too much, imo.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

As someone who’s dedicated the last 10 years of their free time to whiskey and video games, I say bravo to her, and maybe stop being a dick about this.

ok

Deadspin office probably celebrating like the Hulk Hogan verdict got overturned right now

1) Judge should not have been awarded second base on the fan interference. They play in a Little League stadium, so he easily could’ve been thrown out at second if not for Jeffrey Maier’s overweight cousin.

That’s not true and has never been true. There are lots of little, nuanced reasons people vote the way they do. But by lumping them all into the same category, you literally doing the same prejudging that you don’t agree with.

I follow Gary Sanchez on Twitter because no matter how many insults you hurl at him, he never blocks.

Okay, so one of two things happened here. Either Durant was feeling particularly feisty and wanted to tweet at a hater in the third person, or, as @harrisonmc15 theorizes, he was attempting to use a spoof account to defend his honor and forgot to log out of his main account before tweeting

“But the fact that McCain casually contrasted being Arab with being “decent””

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

“He’s doing this for money...”

I don’t think anyone’s saying he’ll be exposed as a chump. He’ll be exposed as a not-world-class boxer. Which he isn’t. Because he’s an MMA fighter. This is just spectacle, so let’s just enjoy it.

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Cool. What you wrote is still incorrect.

Do you really want to go down the Presidents’ religious beliefs hole?

So someone thinks differently than you on religion, by all accounts actually is a pretty smart guy and treats people well, but he’s “stupid” because he believes in something you don’t?

that the NFL marketed to us in some misguided anti-choice bullshit

I will never understand why people shit on Tebow or anyone at the Class A level. Unless you are under 22 or rehabbing an injury and you are still playing Class A ball at this point of the season, you aren’t very good at baseball (comparatively speaking). This is like watching people play basketball in the park on a…

I already ordered the PPV 6 months ago from a legitimate looking Nigerian version of Showtime. Cost me $5,000, but I’ll get that back and then some when the Sultan unfreezes his inhertance.