Trans people want to uproot the basics of comprehension that which divides us into two camps of male and female. Just because you feel divergent from societal expectations placed on you due to genitalia does not mean you mentally and emotionally comprehend being the opposite sex. You guys love using the term…

The story about his longing for that Wings team jacket he was promised after he signed and was sent to their Juniors team always gets me so I was glad to see that included. Here’s a bit more:

LMAO first thing I thought of. The need to “feel more adult” always makes me laugh. If you’re graduating from college, you’re 20+ years old. You ARE an adult.

This is the true, adult answer.

How about keep the Nitro and start saving money.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

im going to start an americanized chinese food chain called #StayWok

Do you think Mike Tyson could kill Mayweather and McGregor 1 on 2 in a bare knuckles match? Id pay to see that.

Yeah, no matter how much you talk about the facts to people, though, they will still spout the same rhetoric about how all pit bulls are going to “snap” and kill you one day. I understand why people think that, but I just hate misinformation, especially since the consequences are so dire for perfectly good dogs.

I’m pretty certain the top two are hunted for significantly harder than the bottom one.

Reportedly management called him up and said “It’s a Shane but we’re Doan with you.”

For years I begged you guys to cover the Red Wings. Begged you. The magic of Datsyuk. The playoff streak. The back-from-3-0-that-wasn’t in 2011, featuring Filppula’s game 6 goal, my favorite as a fan including all the Cup winners. Now, here it is. All the Red Wings coverage I could ask for. “The Dynasty that Ate…

Goddamn, son. You have fucking issues.

I told a cop at a stoplight once that he had a brake light out and that I would let him go with a warning this time. He didn’t think it was as funny as I did.

Yeah, but how can I lord over nerds on internet forums about my drive-wheel supremacy if I’m driving a FWD car?

May he ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

Tried to watch it once. That was enough.

I hope someone sets you on fire and laughs about it. Post a video, so I can laugh at it too! Prick.