Your bouncers didn’t do enough oiled up tai chi apparently.  Everything you need to know you can learn from Road House. 

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

a real jalop would buy an entire stable’s worth of crap-mobiles

Whenever a bar gets worn down by about half, I squeeze it and the remnants of the previous bar together until they fuse. Thus making sure everything gets used and nothing gets wasted. I just keep repeating the cycle indefinitely. Even if I change scents I still do it.

artson martin

For the Oilers Red Wings to stick with someone as lackluster as Chiarelli Holland just smacks of the same lazy leadership that turned Edmonton’s Detroit’s last decade into a blank void of tanking without payoff. 

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

“Most men think this is what sex is”

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

As a guy who recently took an aerial class that required I wear leggings, it was amazing how much better my motion was even compared to all but short shorts. I don’t quite see how women have the confidence to wear them out and about or even to the gym because I felt so revealed, but I totally understand them from a…

I learned I’m ugly, uninteresting, and will die alone. It’s getting harder every day to put on a brave face.

I’d gently suggest that this is not the majority of dog owners, but it’s the majority of dog owners that you see (and hear) because of their poor behavior. Those of us who care about our dogs—who take them out a couple of times a day on-leash, stay home and play with them so they don’t get bored/noisy/destructive,…

Yeah, except our plate registration fees and gas taxes (yet again) were increased two years ago and was supposed to go for road repairs...but poof! it’s gone and our roads continue to deteriorate.
I really think our state politicians are in cahoots with the contractors so the contractors have a guaranteed flow of work.…

It depends on the people working there. I very much felt, for most of the 5 years I worked at O’Reilly, that I was the only person in the store who gave a shit.

You think a 14-year-old boy doesn’t know about hand jobs..?

I mean it’s a matter of taste and it’s pretty much impossible to argue. That being said, if the Blackhawks and Red Wings aren’t your #1 and 2, respectively, then you’re wrong and I hate you.

Do you mean e coli? Ebola would be a bit of a stretch, no?

1. Fuck the flu vaccine. People seem to be getting worse because of it. You only prevent yourself from one strain of the flu and block your immune system from adapting to all others.

Athropomorphic nonsense. Do you season cat turds so your dog will enjoy them more?

Clean hit, and certainly not an elbow. Didn’t launch himself. Hit him shoulder to shoulder. Was already going for the hit while Orpik still had the puck and contact made a split second after the shot. Looked worse than it was because of the careening into the boards, but guys shouldn’t have to fight in response to…