So what BrightEyes is saying is that this, the 1992 Super Bowl Half-Time show, was better than what we saw today, which tells you everything you need to know about BrightEyes.

I’ll just leave this here...

Hmm, I guess you’re forgetting the Elvis impersonator 3D magic show of 1989. Or you’re just a schmuck and liar who is clutching their pearls because (gasp!) black people performed.

I had better not see one damn person dressed as a “sexy” black panther next halloween...

I like them.

Died. I'm dead. This is a ghost commenting. #slayedbyBey

To your, my, and their perspective, you’re right. To Dave’s mind, you are probably wrong. To Dave, it was likely the most selfless thing he could think of. To free, not himself, but his loved ones from what he saw himself to be.

Why can’t tiny brained people understand the difference between a woman dressing like she knows she’s hot stuff and wanting to be sexualized? I mean, I think I answered my own question there. But, look, I love my boobs. Sometimes I wear certain things because to me it’s aesthetically pleasing. Doesn’t mean I want men…

Ms. Sarandon, as always, looks fabulous. If she wore that to my funeral it would make me reconsider this whole “afterlife” business, if only briefly. Piers Morgan is apparently channeling Mrs. Grundy these days, I hope he doesn’t get carpal tunnel from all that pearl-clutching.

I think Piers Morgan is experiencing sexual jealousy. I don’t know if it’s because he knows she would never sleep with him in a million-billion years, or because he realizes he was never even half that sexy, ever, even for one night of his life. Doesn’t really matter, though. It’s jealousy.

Not enough boobs. 7/10

This selfish comment is made out of ignorance by you and others that do not understand the dynamic or mental process that depressed and desperate people experience. Often, the victim is convinced it will be the best solution for everyone, or they may be in so much pain that family and social connections are drowned…

I hope Susan Sarandon wears that outfit to Piers Morgan’s funeral.

No, really, the selfish thing is so wrong. You don’t tell someone who dies of cancer they are selfish. Depression is an illness that is sometimes fatal.

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

I love when Rihanna goes on Ellen. They have the most hilarious and embarrassing conversations. It’s like they try their best to make the other blush. Rih still wins for the “Her” conversations. Ellen’s face was priceless.

omg, that look on Clooney’s face. “Girrrrl!!”

Three very charming, sexy people—I could not stop giggling like a 13 yo.

Hmmm, David Bowie has nicer boobs than I might have guessed.