Seriously. And I can’t imagine there are too many other production or new media jobs in Bristol.

Well the best thing in the world would be discovering that Webb is a good player. And a rookie who can win games with this squad definitely qualifies as good. So long as the Giants aren’t picking a QB they would be better off moving back in the draft and restocking their team. Because they have many holes.

Your list of highlights is sorely missing the tree reference

I like how they’re not synchronized, either. It really adds to the effect.

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

He was merely exacting justice for when LBJ orchestrated the assassination of his father, John Fitzgerald.

A Power Wheels Jeep that Rex Ryan customized.

This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

You lost me at “Gronk reading”.

I’d bet all the money in my pocket that Gronk gets confused when he reads in general.

I’d bet all the money in my pocket that Gronk gets these confused when reading comics

Talib has an interesting take on keeping the chains moving.

In the end, both players were asked talib the stadium.

After blowing a timeout to avoid a delay of game on their own 1-yard line—saving themselves a half-yard...

Well, the only thing that ours need rescuing from is being spoiled. . .

Meanwhile I’m all.. Help Help I’m being repressed, come and see the violence inherent in the system! ... and no my name’s not Dennis

If she is willing to watch our four dogs when we are away from home, we might be able to work something out.

Impressive, but I am honestly surprised by the small size of your screen.

“Sir did you purposefully purchase a senior’s ticket?”