*Sigh* write down 100 times: “Fantastic Four is not a good franchise and its movies are nowhere near as interesting, let alone *good*, to be included in the same sentence as some of the later X-Men movies”

1) Yes, it was a box office ‘success’, but a critical reception bomb. And that led to a sequel that while itself more successful in the box office, didn’t get much better in terms of critical reception. The 2015 reboot barely broke even and has to be one of the lowest rated superhero movies, EVER.

Then why even fucking hire her in the first place?

Counterpoint: fuck everyone and everything

That’s because Billy is f’n bandwagon fan of football (yes, that’s the name of the fucking sport) and cannot fathom the possibility that underdogs are robbed left and right when it matters the most, even if the refs don’t want to.

Of course, there’s a chance that I’m just not understanding the thought process that a soccer genius like Guardiola went through to stake this claim. Maybe he’s the correct one here and things like a player’s hairstyle can actually serve as an indicator for one’s talent level.

What the fuck have you been smoking, and where can I get it? Joaquin Phoenix was 25 in 1999.

Yeah, this study is lacking in the common sense department.

There’s a reason Fantastic Four hasn’t gained any traction at the box office and keeps getting rebooted. It will keep on failing at the box office, no matter what new, hip cast you throw at it, because it’s not a good IP to begin with. It’s less interesting than X-Men as an ensemble, and much less relatable than…

I agree with everything except with the assertion that Maguire is the best centre back on the market, right now (other than de Ligt). Maguire couldn’t crack the rotation at City or Liverpool right now. If you’re signing a player that isn’t better than your immediate rivals (which those two aren’t, really, because…

The individual suspected of being behind the massive Capital One data breach that compromised the data of an estimated 106,000 million people, Paige Thompson, has been accused in a court filing of threatening to “shoot up” a California-based social media company and cause harm to herself and others.

I mean, it’s like they’re not even trying to understand the game at this point. At least he didn’t call them ‘Pool Boys’

So you’re basically making the argument that the USWNT’s wins should be discounted because of the low number of quality sides in each world cup. Therefore, this WC win isn’t really impressive seeing that a) they had won it 3 times out of 7, and b) there aren’t really many challengers

Do you guys not have editors? Because spelling.

[The] ride, uh, finds a way

You know there are T-shirts, hoodies, high-cut tops, literally millions of combinations of garments and colors in various sizes, right? No need to dress in men’s clothes to avoid having a low cut. Seriously.

Between this and discovering how to play cm0102 on my android phone, this is shaping out to be one hell of an unproductive month of August

Yeah, no.

No hat/tip to the original Reddit thread?

That sounds like a name that, when in death, a member of Project Mayhem would be called