You’d think that, but you’d be terribly wrong. It’s sad, really.

It’s still like this in most ALDI, LIDL or other chains in Europe.

Everyone from Mediterranean countries laughed

Yugoslavia was banned from the Euro 1992 because of the country’s role in the Balkan Wars. They were considered front running favourites due to the extensive talent pool (remember that Croatia and Bosnia weren’t independent countries at the time, so Prosinecky, Boban, Suker, Savicevic, Jarni, Pancev, all played for…

They don’t take kindly to players not making an effort to learning German and immerse themselves in the culture. Most players who flamed out of Bayern over the last few years were exactly the ones who had troubles learning the language.

Until Guardiola gets bored, and leaves for other pastures to do what he has always done: enact domestic supremacy in a ruthless and efficient manner, even if at the expense of continental football.

Absolutely no one calls them Pool Boys. Stop that shit.

Yeah, I have XY chromosomes but now identify as a woman, so I can go play soccer at a collegiate level. Best part of the story is that I get to shower with those 18+ coeds after practice.

Self-quote an article as an argument that discriminating testosterone levels is not the same as having weight classes, while said article has absolutely zero mentions about weight.

It was Choudhury’s (#38) responsibility to break up the line to the goal. Instead, he accompanied the City player who was already marked and had his hips completely opposite to the goal. Choudhury was fooled in coverage and didn’t do his job properly.

Yes, impressive. Too bad he was responsible for breaking the line for the goal and didn’t. Instead, he went on to mark a player who was already marked and had his back to the goal.

Okay, so I define myself as an 18-year old girl so I can play soccer at a collegiate level. I mean, I’m good enough to make the intramural team, for sure, and the sweetest thing of all is that I get to shower with a bunch of 18+ year old coeds.

How exactly does a builiding that was erected several centuries before European expansion into Africa and other continents (other than the Crusades) is a building that literally represents the rape and enslavement of Africans and Indigenous people?

The Parable of the Talents is one of my favorite passages from the Bible. Thank you for reminding me of it, and for your interpretation as to how we should see and make use of the works God has given us.

Can’t see an ad if I gouge my eyes off

That’s actually CASE.

Because that planet is much closer to Gargantua than they thought. I interpret their lack of awareness that Edmunds had probably landed a few minutes before they arrived due to the fact that they were probably excited to find out about water, hydrocarbons and gravity close to Earth’s. They didn’t stop to think, which…

You lost your virginity at 11? Shit, at 11 I don’t think I could get my dick up

Yeah, I loved it too

Yeah, I loved it too

What the fart...?

What the fart...?