You mean +6.282...

I love how the Power and Control wheel only applies to women being the victims on heterossexual relationships. Yes, let’s immediately (or at least, not consider) domestic violence against men on heterossexual relationships or against partners in a homossexual relationship. Because fuck those people, right?

You are so objectively wrong that your children, your children’s children and their children will bear some marking reminiscent of the curse you’ve brought upon yourself by being so wrong.

“Well... Fuck this, I’m not paid for this shit"

Hey, my birthday is on March 17th and I take offense to your comment, buddy! 

Jesus Christ

Still, defenses were balling yesterday. Compare that to the Super Bowl from last year, where there were may be 2 or 3 defensive plays (I think one interception and the forced fumble that led to the game winning FG). We saw 3 defensive touchdowns, interceptions, sacks, forced fumbles galore yesterday. The only thing…

And then Artie burns?

And yet, you probably still wonder why there is divisiveness in politics anywhere

That’s Donovan McNabb if I ever seen him

How exactly is Darnold regressing if he was never good to begin with?

I mean, it may be OK if they’re developing a game in which you run a Nazi concentration camp.

Surely by now he has more pick sixes than touchdown passes

Erm... where the fuck are the Night Elves and the Undead? You know, the two additional races that differentiated WC3 from the original and 2?

Well God damn, this plan has gone awry 

Except Allen was playing like shit, completing less than 55% of his passes, has 5 tds to 4 ints, a qbr of less than 30, has 3 rushing tds and 4 fumbles. He's a right handed downgrade from Tebow. But hey, whatever floats your narrative that Peterman is the worst qb in modern history (which he is, and overrating Allen…

Starred for DeMethuselah.

He’s actually celebrating the pass not being intercepted.

From a tight end to a wide receiver in less than two years

This fucking guy. This guy is the perfect embodiment of falling ass-upwards after failing or being shit canned from every job he’s had.