How exactly is Darnold regressing if he was never good to begin with?

I mean, it may be OK if they’re developing a game in which you run a Nazi concentration camp.

Surely by now he has more pick sixes than touchdown passes

Erm... where the fuck are the Night Elves and the Undead? You know, the two additional races that differentiated WC3 from the original and 2?

Well God damn, this plan has gone awry 

Except Allen was playing like shit, completing less than 55% of his passes, has 5 tds to 4 ints, a qbr of less than 30, has 3 rushing tds and 4 fumbles. He's a right handed downgrade from Tebow. But hey, whatever floats your narrative that Peterman is the worst qb in modern history (which he is, and overrating Allen…

Starred for DeMethuselah.

He’s actually celebrating the pass not being intercepted.

From a tight end to a wide receiver in less than two years

This fucking guy. This guy is the perfect embodiment of falling ass-upwards after failing or being shit canned from every job he’s had.

There was a comment somewhere about a mangina and Carr’s OB/GYN. I sincerely hope that guy stubs his toes every single day for the rest of his life.

You try getting run over by a 300 pound man moving at near full speed and crashing on the ground on your arm and NOT cry.

I want to star you but you’re at 69, which nice.

Asteroid

Yeah, when Steve Smith tore his leg in his last season, he remained face down until the trainers got there and then limped back to the locker room with his face covered. Dude was probably bawling his eyes off as he understood the severity of the injury. And that’s OK. God forbid these hyper athletic human beings show…

Can't possibly be worse than Bortles is right now

Apparently, you CAN have a newcomer come in and steal the show.

He already came close to missing a FG at the end of the first half. Same endzone (so the wind was probably blowing in the same direction), the ball went just above the goalpost (don't know the rule but it was called good) after drifting to his right. The same thing happened this time. He didn't correct for the wind so…

Actually, I'm getting a beer instead. Is it okay? 

Yep, this is a motherfucker. It happened recently to me and SMrs.KIA, and it hurts like a motherfucker every single day. My wife has gone back to work now and it has been good for her, to get her mind out of things. I couldn’t take a leave of absence nor even sick days, and suffice to say that working wasn’t exactly a…