I mean, it’s right there in the lyrics of the first two albums. I refuse to acknowledge anything that came after Significant Other.

Heeeeeeh... Close enough. I'll allow it. For the record, a literal translation would be 'ninguém rodeia os vagões como a federação portuguesa de futebol' 

Yeah, I too am baffled why the concourse, which is crosslinked regularly to this here sports blog, talks about politics. Synergies?

It baffles the fuck out of me that Roethlisberger is hyped up and praised right here on Deadspin for supposedly playing in a fun offense (which, patently untrue but for Deadspin writers the fat man chucks footbaws very long hur hur so = phun ophense!1!!!1!) when he has been credibly accused TWICE of rape. But hey,…

Carl Lewis, Greg Louganis, Tommy Smith, John Carlos, Michael Phelps and countless others would like to disagree with you 

You’re goddamn right

Mack has been doing this for over three weeks now during THIS season.

Excuse me, 400 billion? Does the editor NOT know how to count? 392,xxx,xxx is nearly 400 MILLION.

Dude, I’m 31 and even I remember this shit.

I’m drunk and pedantic

Actually this is the opposite of what Thomas is doing. He’s skipping practice and suiting up on Sunday. What this piece of steroids in human form is suggesting is the other way around: going to practice and skipping games. And if Bell did this, I’m pretty sure the Steelers would get arbitration in their favor to not…

*narrator’s voice*

Yeah the most violent one I had, that set off a cluster migraine (the only I ever experienced) started off with a taste of pennies in my mouth. I thought I was bleeding and went to the bathroom to spit it out and that's when the light reflecting from the mirror hit me. I was blinded and immediately dropped to the…

Probably enough for another title run

You joke, but may be Jimmy should’ve taken a page from other QBs who slide and also don’t go sticking their dicks on people who work in a industry rampant with drug abuse and mental health problems for many of its workers

Brady actually has some of his worst games in the Florida heat and humidity. No surprise that the dolphins usually win at home almost every year 

You need to check whether the rest of the AFC East record in the same time span is similar to the rest of the Patriots’ record against other opposition. Which is to say, when the rest of the AFC east produces 3 teams under 8 wins regularly, the patriots can be damned sure they're hosting a playoff game. With a few…

Not rushing the passer in that play but Mack returned an INT for a TD against the Packers in Week 1.

Of what you describe in terms of private property, there are a few countries that have in place a system somewhat to your liking: Venezuela, Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, and North Korea. Not even China has such a position against rich people.

Of what you describe in terms of private property, there are a few countries that have in place a system somewhat to your liking: Venezuela, Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, and North Korea. Not even China has such a position against rich people.