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You guys are bringing out the heavy hitters today, I see

You guys are bringing out the heavy hitters today, I see

That’s how you win against Belichick: you stay aggressive. Not necessarily on offense, though it helps, but on defense and special teams too. Special teams was how Chip Kelly ruined the Patriots’ home field advantage in the season where they lost to Peyton Manning’s cadaver on the way to SB 50 and that’s how Tom…

It’s a new concept: meta-meme.

It’s a new concept: meta-meme.

Mourinho knows he owes Mendes for getting him the 2nd stint at Chelsea and the United gig, and he’s rewarding him the same way he always did: getting his players for absurd sums of money. Lindelof was an unproven quantity at the thoroughly uncompetitive Portuguese League (and I’m Portuguese), Dalot played for about 20…

+1 Fudge

+1 Fudge

I once knew a guy called Mohammed Gani, whose brother was also named Mohammed Gani. I’m pretty sure their dad had the same name, although I can’t remember if it was the case. Their family called them by their middle names, which were different, and that’s how they knew which one was being called or mentioned. It…

I once knew a guy called Mohammed Gani, whose brother was also named Mohammed Gani. I’m pretty sure their dad had the same name, although I can’t remember if it was the case. Their family called them by their middle names, which were different, and that’s how they knew which one was being called or mentioned. It…

What the fuck, it’s still August. Where I'm from, kids don’t start school until late September 

Take your star and get out, damn you

Are we sure Taylor isn't just trolling the shit out of everyone? I mean, after playing for the Bills and now the Browns, he's earned the right for some light heartedness going forward, no? 

What? No way.

What? No way.

Your usage of asymptotical was only incorrect in the sense that they can’t reach either 6 wins or 0 wins. While probably true about 6 wins, I wouldn’t put it past it them winning 0 games again this year. Not because of a lack of talent (when you miss out on so many 1st and 2nd rounders, you get to win 1 in 32 games),…

Hey I thought you guys issued a fatwa against Jalen Ramsey earlier this week.

Your wife has grounds for divorce given that your favored cliché is overused and has lost all significance. Kind of like when people use GOAT indiscriminately when commenting about someone else's athletic feat. 

After his protest for a noble and worthy cause, Jenkins went right back to cheap-shotting colleagues and endangering their livelihood, as well as their physical and psychological health down the road for the inevitable brain damage he is causing with said cheapshots.