That should always be the first two rules of investing: i) don’t invest what you don’t have, and ii) don’t invest the equivalent of your next three rents and meals for 90 days.

That should always be the first two rules of investing: i) don’t invest what you don’t have, and ii) don’t invest the equivalent of your next three rents and meals for 90 days.

I haven’t seen him live, so I wouldn’t know. But I believe you; it’d only make sense for him to still be relevant if he was releasing new material that would not be readily shared in late night talk shows but as part of a stand-up show.

What the fuck, it’s still August. Where I'm from, kids don’t start school until late September 

I’m not Canadian and even I know that (partly because I’ve been to both Vancouver and Vancouver Island)

Yeah, I know, I was being facetious.

I always think Mississippi is not a state because it’s this huge fucking river and why the fuck do you have to have a state with the same name?

Take your star and get out, damn you

Are we sure Taylor isn't just trolling the shit out of everyone? I mean, after playing for the Bills and now the Browns, he's earned the right for some light heartedness going forward, no? 

Just a rehash of his joke about slamming portable house phones. Meh.

Shit, I work for the government and can’t be bothered to even set up an out of office automatic reply for email. I’ve learnt that regardless of being at work or not, deadlines aren’t really supposed to be met. This disposition is not because of a lack of drive and work capacity by me and my coworkers, mind you, but…

I mean, it’s right there in the fucking title.

I mean, it’s right there in the fucking title.

What? No way.

What? No way.

Your usage of asymptotical was only incorrect in the sense that they can’t reach either 6 wins or 0 wins. While probably true about 6 wins, I wouldn’t put it past it them winning 0 games again this year. Not because of a lack of talent (when you miss out on so many 1st and 2nd rounders, you get to win 1 in 32 games),…

Hey I thought you guys issued a fatwa against Jalen Ramsey earlier this week.

Your wife has grounds for divorce given that your favored cliché is overused and has lost all significance. Kind of like when people use GOAT indiscriminately when commenting about someone else's athletic feat. 

After his protest for a noble and worthy cause, Jenkins went right back to cheap-shotting colleagues and endangering their livelihood, as well as their physical and psychological health down the road for the inevitable brain damage he is causing with said cheapshots.

Such a Landslide of emotions that the guy must've gone through.