We broke up three years ago, I still have conversations with him in my head. 

I hope everybody has a great day tomorrow. We fucking deserve it.

This would make me laugh or at least giggle. Farts are funny! Also coming from someone like him makes it all the more funny.

A gawker media sacred relic

I work in production for film shoots, I literally can’t help but think about how these professional shoots come together.

The level of thought you have put into this is admirable. 

I believe that’s his real penis with some caveats.

I’m so sorry. At the risk of sounding like a weird stranger post—and the fear that my blathering will start making it all about me—I just wanted to let you know that some (hopefully most) of the people who work at food banks are aware of the struggles that parents have to go through when confronted with the ‘gift’ of…

I tend to say that in the majority of human history, the poor were just literally starved to death. Whereas now, we have unhealthy, cheap, subsidized food where the poor are killed by diabetes or heart disease instead. And then blamed for it.

This kinda looks like a tool for treating people who are afraid of flying. Immersion like this means you can simulate the entire flight experience right in an office, and it’s a lot more accessible than getting onto a real flight.

I really wish news outlets would stop using “alt right” and really just start consistently calling these people Nazis. 

The original Nazis, of course, were pretty fucking clean cut.

True, although you can get projection screens optimized for a small viewing angle that reflect light coming from directions other than the projector. But I would opt for wrapping the pillar in an OLED display, or even a grid of low PPI LEDs that could give a low-res approximation of what was behind the pillar. It…

Whenever some shit like this happens, I just want one follow-up question:

Has there ever been an instance where something offensive, ignorant, and bigoted was put in the entire context and everyone was cool immediately thereafter?

How much to sleep standing up in someone’s driveway?

If it has a kitchen and bathroom IDK if you can call it a shed.

The front step resembles a futon that would fit into the skeletal, empty sofa frame in the “living area.” And the visible electrical cords (death tentacles) raise alarms about whether the place is to code. This is what “affordable housing” looks like in the age of AirBNB, on top of a severe housing shortage. A return…

I know quite a few people with doodles. They all spent over $1000 for what is basically a boutique mutt. They’re great dogs but highly overpriced. I have a shelter “doodle” that is 75% lab and 25% poodle. I’d take him over a legit bred doodle any day. His curly poodle hair goes down his spine so it’s not visible…

The tongue? Would that render us unable to talk?