My guess would be that they can’t get nominated for any Best Original Song awards if it came from the show.

I’d like this a lot more if it was just about having a nice but safe place to meet someone for the first time with staff who are trained to be helpful if things are iffy.

Just say “love.” It makes them laugh.

Two days of driving and crossing an international border.

You roll to me.

You didn’t ghost him. You just said “no more of your bullshit” without saying it, because he doesn’t even deserve those words after such a flake out. 

Eight thousand nine hundred forty-four miles.

Michelle Wolf had a good one too, she said they didn't look as senators as much as they look like men who say "huh, she drowned. I guess she wasn't a witch either"

Once my sister decided to have 5th, my standard gift is now a pat on the back.

I have SERIOUS THOUGHTS about baby gifts.

For real. When my best friend had her second baby, I sent a few things for the kid (who was destined for hand-me-downs anyway) and the older sibling, but filled the box with tons of “so you’re going to be living on the couch for the next two weeks” goodies. Think magazines with 45's face blacked out, crossword…

I would have loved an L.L. Bean boat tote filled with essentials.

I’m a social worker. You can trust me when I say that murder suicide of an entire family is a reasonable basis for the speculation of mental illness. Also, the phrase you want is “Are you a psychiatrist” not “Are you a psychiatric”

I mean if you kill yourselves and your 6 children, that you previously weren’t feeding or taking care of, then you clearly have mental problems. Not sure I need to be a licensed psychiatrist to state that.

Hey! I’m a buzzkill. Hi. I’m aware that it’s likely just me (and my experiences), but I’m sick of the normalizing of alcoholism/problem drinking. It’s everywhere. There’s “mommy needs wine” culture, there’s this ”I don’t age because I drink” business, there’s the expectation that alcohol will be part of every. Single. …

So, that’s rad that your Teta lived life to the fullest, no fucks and then was fortunate to just die in her sleep. BUT that isn’t the point that is being made in the article. The problem with the article is that Carine indicates:

“I’ve been trying to limit alcoholic beverages over the last few months, since apparently you’re supposed to be able to recollect your nights out by the time you’re 29, but it is fucking boring.”

Peoples health and well being are genetics and luck, thus luck.

Whenever they ask very, very old people what their secret to longevity is, you can ignore whatever quirky ass weird thing they say and just replace it with “good genetics,” because that’s all it is. Drinking a bottle of bourbon and smoking 7 cigars daily might not kill Grandpa Horace, but it sure as shit ain’t going…

God bless this lady, but she looks exactly like I’d expect someone who lives on vodka and Marlboro Reds to look.